Nine-and-a-half facts about Vista
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Here are some true facts about Microsoft Vista:
- Vista is the forefather of the Matrix AND Skynet
- Vista installations contain two full dumps of both Bill Gates and Steve Balmers DNA so they can be cloned in the future.
- Your installation of Vista is very safe. The FBI, NSA and Homeland Security keep a close eye on it for you.
- Every time you click on something in Vista, a kitten is killed (slowly, like everything else in Vista)
- Vista is possessed by the devil. Vista CDs glow eerily in the night and produce spooky sounds, even when not in your computer
- Vista was an experiment of Microsoft's research department to see what would REALLY happen if you'd let twenty-thousand monkeys bash on a 'typewriter' (keyboard, in this case).
- 2,189,000 and a half trees where destroyed due to printing out Vista's source code and manuals at Microsoft.
- Vista's so ugly… it's uglier than yo momma!
- People die every minute out of frustration with Vista
- Vista wouldn't be so bad (but still pretty bad) if it didn't cras)!#@_!!!!E_NOCARRIER